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Post by Harley Quinn on Apr 3, 2009 21:24:56 GMT -5
"You scream, I scream, we all scream for ICE CREEAAM!" Came a gleeful sing-song cry as Harley burst into the ice cream shop, Poison Ivy striding in behind her. Upon sighting them, the customers in the store all raised their hands in surrender and dropped to their knees, almost as if it had been rehearsed. Harley skipped to the counter, leaning over it languidly and aiming a large gun at a young woman standing there. "We just want some ice creamm, mmkay? We're not interested in your moneyyy. You understand, riight?" She smiled broadly. The woman behind the counter nodded hastily, eyes wide with fear. But Harley's gun wasn't real; if she pulled the trigger a small flag with 'BANG!' across it would pop out. She found it hilarious whenever she had to shoot, because then people would think she wasn't dangerous anymore. They would, of course, be mad, and when they tried their cute little acts of heroism she took them out easy, weaponless. Loads of fun, every time.
"I waaant... Superman, yeahh!" She declared cheerily, pointing with her free hand to the Superman option on the list of ice cream flavors. "It's so prettyyy," she said dreamily. "And tasty, too!" She looked to Poison Ivy, smiling. "What d'you want, Ivy?"
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Post by Ivy on Apr 3, 2009 22:00:12 GMT -5
"Just a small pumpkin spice, if you please," je said politely, putting a hand on her hip as she walked up next to Harley. "Plain and simple, that's how i like my ice cream. I'll never understand your need for the crazy flavors, Harley." She said with a small smile. She spotted some blue roses on one of the tables. "My oh my, blue roses. I hope you won't mind my taking them," she said to the woman at the counter. And with that, she pointed her hand out at the roses, her fingers subsequently turning into vines and grabbing them. They retracted back into a normal hand as she placed one in her hair and stuck one inside the hood of Harley's outfit by her ear.
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Post by Harley Quinn on Apr 3, 2009 22:50:11 GMT -5
As the ice cream employee turned to hastily fix their ice cream, Harley turned to study the roses Ivy had, naturally, taken an interest in. "... They're prolly dyed." She said bluntly. "Since they're not fake. You should engineer some real crazy-colored roses, since you're a genius with all that plant stuff." She nodded as if agreeing with herself. As one of the flowers was tucked into her hood, she struck a curvaceous pose - not hard at all with her figure - and giggled a little. "Heehee, I feel prettyy!" The woman who had been getting their ice cream cautiously stepped to the counter and offered it to them. "H-Here..." "Eeeee!" Harley emitted a short cry of joy and snatched up her Superman ice cream. "YAY!" She turned to the customers, cowering by their tables. "EVERYONE BEHIND THE COUNTER." Her cute, high-pitched voice took on a much more sinister growl in the command. The customers scurried around the counter to join the three employees, maintaining their hands-raised, low posture. "Us gals need our space." She added, more characteristically adorable. She took a seat at a two-person table, brushing someone's used napkin off it. "So! Let's have us a little girl talk while we nom upon our cream of ice." She giggled at her wordplay, grabbing a clean napkin from the dispenser and dabbing at her black lipstick with it before latching her lips onto her rainbow ice cream.
The fearful customers and employees behind the counter only watched, silent. She glanced at them. "No funny business now, boys and girls!" She warned them, waving her gun casually.
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Post by Ivy on Apr 3, 2009 23:00:42 GMT -5
Ivy couldn't help but giggle at Harley's charming cuteness. She took her ice cream and a spoon and sat down across from her friend. "Harley my dear, your eyes do twinkle so every time you giggle. And as a matter of fact, i do breed crazy colored roses. I've been selling some on the side; just for fun, you know." She dipped her spoon into her pumpkin spice, slowly eating it off the spoon. "Thank goodness i can still digest dairy," she said between licks. "So, my dear, how have things been going for you? It's been a while since we've gotten the chance to hang out like this." She leaned back a but in her chair and crossed her legs.
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Post by Harley Quinn on Apr 3, 2009 23:21:32 GMT -5
"Woahhh, really?" She said, captivated. "Could I have some? I bet Mistah J would love some funky colors to spice up the place!" She seemed to envision it for a moment, likely having some fantastical daydream of the Joker's gracious joy upon Harley coming home with a bundle of purple, green, and red roses. "I wish I had some spiffy talent I could use for a cute little day job..." She said as she returned to reality, resting her chin in her hand. "It's not like I need money," she laughed. "Ya know... But it would be neat to have some fun little thing like that to do in my spare time. 'Cuz Mistah J works a LOT, so it gets kinda boring sometimes when he doesn't want me to come along..." She admitted.
After taking another nibble of her ice cream, her features lit up. "Ohh, I know! We don't hang out enough anymore. We should pull some big heist together or somethin', I bet Mistah J would be proud of us if we did something really cool." She nodded, a dreamy smile hovering on her now rainbow lips. "Do you have any ideas? Anything you've kinda been thinkin' about lately?"
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Post by Ivy on Apr 4, 2009 15:23:18 GMT -5
"Hmm..." she paused for a moment, thinking. "I have the loveliest little idea, Harl," she smiled as she took a pause in nibbling her icy treat. "Salvicore Arms has been dumping into the harbor, and they started right after i got that place all cleaned up, too! I've been snooping around, they've got some lovely little i'm sure Joker would love to have. They recently came out with laser cannons, and you can even set the laser color.....what else what elsee..." she put her finger to her chin, trying to remember. "Oooh and they have some long-distance rocket launchers, and even a nifty little one-man jet that can transform into a little submersible. It can't go very deep down of course, but deep enough to hide. Why don't we pay them a nice little visit before we get you your flowers from my garden? Oh my, Harly," she added as she noticed the rainbow ice cream all over her friend's face. She grabbed a napkin from the despenser and dabbed the ice cream off from around Harley's mouth. "You're such a messy little eater."
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Post by Harley Quinn on Apr 4, 2009 23:47:48 GMT -5
"Lasers..." Her bright blue eyes grew wide. "Rocket launchers...?" She did a little excited dance in her seat. "Ohhhh, I LOVE rocket launchers...!" She exclaimed. Harley had a special fondness for explosive missiles. "That jet-sub sounds cute, toooo." She added, smiling as she thought of the vehicle. "Ohhh, this is sounding so exciting!" Her voice steadily raised in pitch in the sentence. She squeaked briefly and held still as Ivy reached for her with a napkin, blinking as her mouth was wiped clean. "Teehee, thanks Ivyyy."
Glancing at the napkin as Ivy set it on the table, she put a finger to her chin thoughtfully. "I wonder if I could pull off rainbow lipstick. Or maybe two shades, at least... Purple on bottom and green on top! Or the other way around." She giggled. "Oh... But then I might have to make a new suit too. Bahh, too much hassle." She leaned back in her seat, letting her head loll off the back of her chair. "I've been sooo lazy lately. I've only been doing little outings like this to keep me busy... We should definitely look into these weapons you got your eyes on." She resumed normal sitting position with a mischievous grin on her lips. "Ohhh... Imagine Mistah J's face when I come home with rocket launchers and lasers and a funky little jet-sub thing! And I bet you would be happy pummeling all o' them people for pollutin' the harbor, toooo." She nodded. "That kinda stuff annoys me, too... I love wildlife, as long as it keeps its distance from me of course, heehee."
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Post by Ivy on Apr 5, 2009 0:18:24 GMT -5
(This whole board keeps making me think of A Clockwork Orange 'cause the crime is amuck and we just finished reading it in engrish. XD)
"I bet we could make the whole job into a work of art too, probably throw some ivy and vines around into figures, flowers popping up here and there, and you could paint the place with my plants as an accent. You were always such a good painter, Harley," she said, getting giddy. "we'll turn the whole place into a right work of art!" She smiled, the perfect picture of the escapade forming in her mind. But then, "Oh, that reminds me! While mucking around trying to make some plants to help with the lake clean-up, i ended up making some sort of cat-nip-like thing, only for hyenas. Would like some for Bud and Lou?" She said as she nibbled the last bits of ice cream from her spoon and dipping it into the cup for more. "It's not very strong, but i'm sure they'll get a little kick out of it," she recalled.
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Post by Harley Quinn on Apr 7, 2009 13:35:35 GMT -5
Beneath her white foundation Harley blushed modestly. "Bahhh, that detailed stuff is boring though... The idea sounds neat, but I'd rather paint what I paint now. Red smiley faces and 'ha ha ha's all over the place, like Mistah J likes. And little doodles of him and I, and I can try painting you in there too!" She nodded, giggling. Her brows raised. "Woww, really?" Her bright eyes lit up. "How did you find out it worked for hyenas?" She grinned, her tone mischievous as she imagined Ivy casually sneaking into the zoo at night and luring animals out with her numerous kinds of catnip. "That sounds great, Ivy! I bet they'll love it. They don't get many toys, besides a ball or some bones, which disappear real fast of course. Next thing ya know you'll be making a catnip for humans and there'll be a new drug on the black market!" She laughed loudly, envisioning drug addicts rolling around in the alleyways blissfully with their catnip. Smiling, she took some more licks of her ice cream. It was beginning to melt after all her talking, so she had to eat it a little faster, at least until it was at the cone.
Many of the captives behind the counter had now given up crouching to sit on the floor, all exchanging varying looks. They had nothing better to do than listen to these two; as soon as the two lady criminals left they would be free, and that couldn't be long now.
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Post by Ivy on Apr 7, 2009 21:29:54 GMT -5
"I happened to get very board and let all the animals out of their cages in the zoo that night," she said with a slight giggle. She looked at herself oddly for a moment, not used to hearing herself giggle. She almost never did; it seemed she'd only giggle when it was just her and Harley hanging out. "That would be lovely, about the doodles. I do so love your art. I always wished i could draw, then maybe i could make some drawings with floral arrangements, like they do in those expensive gardens." She took a few more spoonfuls of pumpkin spice and finished off her ice cream. "That certainly hit the spot, didn't it, Harley my dear?" She said to her friend, wiping some ice cream off from around her lips.
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Post by Harley Quinn on Apr 9, 2009 20:00:10 GMT -5
Harley giggled too. "Oh my goodness! We should do that together some night, that sounds sooo fun." Blinking, she frowned, making a face. "Blahhh. But that stuff is so boriiing. If you could draw, I bet you'd draw cooler stuff than that." She nodded. "You'd be too good for any fancy garden place." She took a bite out of her cone, crunching for a moment before taking another. She smiled, nodding as she munched. "Mmmn," She offered her fake gun to Ivy, then pointed towards the people behind the counter. "Mmn mmn mmmn mmn mn mmn?" She didn't want to talk with her mouth full, but her mumbling could be interpreted as a 'Could you take care of them?'. She grabbed a napkin to clean her face with.
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Post by Ivy on Apr 10, 2009 0:22:43 GMT -5
She took the gun from Harley's hand and stood up, throwing her empty cup and the napkins they'd used in the garbage, since there weren't any recycling bins, which was something that quite irked her. <They really aughtta set some recycling laws in this city,> she thought to herself with a sigh. She then turned to face the crowd of captives; some of them had become a bit relaxed, some of them stayed tense, though all of them were now sitting. She pointed the gun at them, taking aim at some random unsuspecting civilian and holding the gun out straight with one eye closed and one eye focusing on the cross-hairs, her weight off to one leg to that her right hip stuck up in a way. "All right, ladies and gentlemen, we'll be taking our leave, now. And we don't expect any trouble from any of you. If you all would kindly stay put until Miss Quinn and i are out of the door and have starting walking down the street, we can avoid any and all unpleasantries," she said as Harley finished wiping her face and got up. After Harley was at the door, holding it open for her from the outside, Ivy walked backward through the door. She turned around, her back towards the crowd of now tense peoples. But just as she was almost done waling out the door, she decide to do a little something just for kicks. She wheeled around on her heel and shot Harley's gun. KERBANG! went the gun as the "BANG!" flag shot out of the barrel. Laughing, Ivy shoved the flag back in and she Harley left.
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